Oh yeah it’s going to be good day. John Wick here I come! Okay it wasn’t Keanu Reeves, but by golly I was hoping. Turns out he came to pick up his brothers car, which was impounded, due to the lack of papers in order. I said it isn’t Josè is it? He said no. Thought it was the mate that was detained from a few days ago. You know the crazy California trip? Well it just so happens to be another guy who was detained because he didn’t have any papers on him. He was from San Francisco also. Thought what a coincidence.
Update since Keanu. I had Wesley Snipes grace my vehicle. Okay it wasn’t Wesley Snipes, it was just Wesley. He worked at hearth company called Wood Stone. He pronounced Hearth weirdly. Grated on me a little.
Two Mexican ladies flew in from Las Vegas to get on a bus to Vancouver. They said Uber in Mexico is dangerous. I said well this one isn’t. Then they asked me where my accent was from I said not here. Australia of course. They liked it apparently. Cool.
Cyclists. Today there were so many of them riding in the middle of the road. One guy, I feel, was getting in my way on purpose. Frustrating. Good thing about Bellingham is, it is a perfect grid system. Haha good bye cyclist. Oh my God no! More cyclists two a breast in the middle of the road. Come on!
After escaping the evil clutches of the cyclists I managed to get to the airport to pick up two people from Hawaii. On the way to their friends place, also named Paul. A guy blared their horn at me for merging. I immediately swore at the car behind me. The lady asked me where I was from I said Australia. They want to go to Australia and I said Hawaii is beautiful. After discussing at length our origins were, I dropped them off. They tipped me cash. Gave me 5 stars. Wondering if it was my road rage.
I picked up a lady today who works at Boundary Bay. She told me her friend left her to go to Australia to study anthropology at the University of Melbourne. I said well you’re never going to believe where I’m from and what my qualifications are. She was flabbergasted. Also surprised.
Finally when I thought I was done today. Jim decided to get an Uber on my way home. Oh yes who’s Jim you say? He’s Mr Canceller. I had turned around and he wanted to cancel me. Frustrating. I still went to Mykonos the restaurant looking for Jim, just in case he changed his mind. He was nowhere to be seen. Then ping! An airport ping? But there are no planes due!??? It was a bus and a woman from Florida she needed to go to Lummi Island. Yes a 20 minute trip before hometime, makes up for Jim whoever you are. We discussed the humorous fad “Florida Man” where you type into Google, your birthday and Florida man. Hilarious, do it people. I’m pretty sure every day in the year is accounted for.
Till to tomorrow.
