Guy asked me if I was a New Zealander. I said, now I’m going to kick you out.
Uber blog day 4. Yes because Thursday I was busy. First lady tipped me in cash because I said how good the local breweries are and that I was gutted about Illuminati shutting down.
The airport is a trap. Don’t even bother. It’s not big enough.
The night was quiet until 11.30 PM. Then ping after ping after ping. Flat out like a lizard drinking. I know where to camp my vehicle ready to pounce on unsuspecting Uber riders. Then bombard them with as much aussie slang as I can.
Found out people down south bring their Uber up here on alternate weekends. The audacity. Isn’t Seattle big enough?
Someone drank a quarter of a bottle of water and left it in the car. Rude. Just take it. Now your germy bottle is sitting in me cup holder.
Australia = spiders oh loved freaking out the odd passenger. Then I remind them hey your safe from the spiders in this country. Except for deranged shooters. Who knows when they’ll pop up? Not so safe in this country. Unless you have a concealed spider, then I think you might win that gun fight.
Camel spiders in Australia? No sir they’re called huntsman.
Suddenly there’s a valley. Oh I mean Sudden Valley. Yeah that’s out there all right. Dropped one lady off and then she said oh it’s a separate trip for this guy. Um okay, seems like my phone has no reception because I’m in a valley. She said he’s my wifi password, so I connected and it the app didn’t understand there was another place to go. So she ordered me again using said wifi. Managed to drop the chap of 0.41 miles from her place. Could have walked but whatever money is money. Then after dropping the extra random off I had to find my way out of Suddenly there’s a valley. I mean Sudden Valley.
Oh and critters. 10 deer sightings, most were in that valley that Suddenly showed up. The rest were in the middle of suburbia. They’re like roos. Popping up everywhere. Reminds me of Armidale.
Uber eats weird moment, delivered “Fat Shack” to a tent sitting out the front of a house. They demanded I bring the food to them.
Parking like an ass hole is totally ok if you’re an Uber driver. Quick get in before the drop bears come!
After 15 trips I’m exhausted!
Longest trip 7.78 miles
Trip average 4 miles
Shortest trip 0.41 miles (he tipped the most though like 100%).
Water and hi chews are getting low.
